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A pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so
pleased with the donkey that he entered it in another race and it won
again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered
the pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races. The next day
the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES THE PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid
of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby
convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline:
NUN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN. The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun
that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a
farmer for $10. The next day the headlines read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
donkey and lead it to the high plains where it could run free. The next
day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. Alas ....
the Bishop was buried the next day.
MORAL OF THE STORY???
Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery
and even shorten your life. So, be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying
about everyone else's ass and you'll live longer.
So I decided weeks ago to give up watching television until America's Got Talent went off the air. But I deterred from this resolution (as I do with any other) and turned on the television when I got home from kickball practice, and much to my surprise there was FOOTBALL on TV ! *roars*
And I got news for you NBC; America doesn't have talent, America just has a bunch of attention-starved whores, who would risk their reputation for a couple of thousand dollars and 15 seconds of fame. Dumb asses.